Fresh from the saloon with dusty wide-brimmed hats a-tilt against the scorch of the midday sun, Ben and Tao turn gun-slingin’, knife-flingin’ cowboys and massacre their way across the Wild West in pursuit of vengeance in the paradoxically stealthy, real-time tactics showdown: Desperados 3. Topics include: when it’s ok to cliché, bad parenting, charming shamans, and if game themes really matter, so long as the game is fun.
Major story spoilers in the final third, heavily forecast.
Content Warning: PEGI 12. Some swearing, lethal dynamite and a bit of hoodoo voodoo black magic.
Clarifications:
Music from Desperados 3 is by Filippo Beck Peccoz
Dr Bones McCoy Star Trek compilation made vastly easier with thanks to YouTuber Biribissi Biribissi, their video here.
Audio extracts:
Rango
Back to the Future 3
Red Dead Redemption 2
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
The Quick and the Dead
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly theme by Ennio Morricone
Taken
Taken 2
Mariachi Sol De Mexico
The Wolf of Wall Street
The Mighty Boosh S01
There Will Be Blood
Prison Break theme by Ferry Corsten and Ramin Djawadi
Mouse Outfit feat. Dr Syntax - The Shaman
Will Smith - Wild Wild West
The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)
Dr Bones McCoy - Star Trek compilation
Dragon Age Inquisition
Commandos 2
Superbad
E18 Desperados 3